5 Hilarious Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day

What do you call fake spaghetti?  An impasta.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.