5 Hilarious Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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